Aunty’s in the kitchen

Kids are running through the halls

Nanna’s in the backyard rolling more rum than balls

It's a red hot chrissy, gonna be the best of all

Cousins playing cricket

Uncle’s bowling wickets

Hit a patch of bindies

Someone ended up with stitches

Snags are hot and hissing

Rissoles needed flippin

Papa’s busy kippin

And his beers are going missing

It’s a red hot chrissy gonna be the best of all

Mama’s in the lounge room

Dishing out the family chores

Sister's in her bedroom

Wants nothing to do with it all

It’s a red hot chrissy gonna be the best of all

Kids are laughing, swimming

Stereos in full swing

Papa’s busy fishing

Cause he’s sick of all the children

Everybody's singing

Chrissy been a hit man

Family I’ve been missing missing

But I didn’t miss the kissing

It’s a red hot Chrissy, gonna be the best of all