Crab legs, pate, sweet prok juices

Mr. tapeworm never refuses

Head cheese, vegies pizzapie

That little guy spits in my eye

Oh mr. tapeworm he makes me squirm

Nice mr. tapeworm'll make my ring burn

Maypo, tofu, screaming zonkers

Daily my dead bowels he conquers

Crawls out of my dirt chute at night

To feast on my fridges delights

Oh mr. tapeworm he makes me squirm

Nice mr. tapeworm'll make my ring burn