I can hear the christmas

Carols pumping

From the shopping mall

It's a little early

Its november

Where's the protocol

It'll rattle my ears

And shit me to tears before too long

Makes me wanna write myself

A punk rock christmas song

I'll wear my good sneakers

So I can jump and twist and shout

I'll wear my baggy pants

So I can let it all hang out

I'll buy a bat and a ball

And a blow up doll

Mariah carey for the wall

It's a big beautiful

Punk rock christmas song

Yeah ill be there

With my birds nest hair

I'm the whos who of the town

The christmas lights

Will be the pefect height

To swing my ass around

It may take all year

But ill see you

There for the christmas song

You can listen in from port augusta

Through to dandenong

We'll get the mistle toe

And wrap it in a bow

We'll really turn it on

For our big beautiful

Punk rock christmas song

La la la la la la la la christmas song

La la la la la la la la christmas song

We don't give a turd

If we don't know the words

We'd rather get em wrong

Cause its just a big beautiful

Punk rock christmas song

A big beautiful punk

Rock christmas song

A big beautiful punk

Rock christmas song

Christmas punk song