Drunks are failing

All around us

Theo’s banging

His little drums,

Now it’s Christmas,

So let me take you with us,

Through our festive, crimbo ‘Yuletide song - ho ho ho

It’s time for drinking, beer glasses clinking,

Heads (keep) banging all night long

What’s that fella?

No you can’t have Drella, (GROUP)

All you’ll get is WOLFORNA songs

We’re gonna crash your party tonight,

We’ve made a Christmas song,

But try to keep those knickers on

It’s just to get more likes

Stes now swaying,

and Adam’s laying,

Down dankest, riff that he knows

With ho ho ho, let me go go go

Gonna blow blow blow, all my load load load,

You can ring my merry bells All Christmas long

Beats are grooving, and asses moving,

Whilst we’re wrapping, filled with glee,

Now we’re rocking,

so come and fill my stocking,

Put your partridge in my pear tree

Santa baby

Just slip a sable under the tree

For me

Been an awful good girl

Santa baby

A '54 convertible too

Santa baby

So hurry down the chimney tonight