I don’t get paid enough

To dress like a dick

I don’t get paid enough for

So fuck off with this shit

Susan, I’m fine

But you must know the truth

The ugliest part of your sweater

Is you

Susan, can’t you see it?

The wool is pulled over your eyes!

This sweater is not festive

It’s just a bunch of corporate lies!

It’s not just a sweater

it’s a fabric of control!

Have you lost all respect

Have you sold, your soul?

Oh!

I don’t get paid enough

To dress like a dick

I don’t get paid enough for

So fuck off with this shit

Susan, I’m fine

But you must know the truth

The ugliest part of your sweater

Is you

No, no, look at me, Susan!

Trust me, this isn’t about last year’s contest

When the boss made fun of my sweater

He said my sweater was low-effort

So for the next two weeks,\u2028I filled a dozen bottles with piss

I poured the bottles into his desk drawers

And when he finally opened one of the drawers

He passed out from the smell of my piss, Susan!

He hit his head on the desk, falling to the ground.

This had been on a Friday afternoon, Susan!

So he was passed out in his office,\u2028covered in my piss for an entire weekend!\u2028

Does that sound like low effort, Susan?!

So, grow up, Susan!

Wear your ugly sweater, Susan!

You're brainwashed, Susan!

You're a sheep, Susan!

You have no identify, Susan!

Obey your masters, Susan!

Are you listening to me, Susan?!

I don’t get paid enough

To dress like a dick

I don’t get paid enough for

So fuck off with this shit

Susan, I’m fine

But you must know the truth

The ugliest part of your sweater

Is you

I don’t get paid enough

To dress like a dick

I don’t get paid enough for

So fuck off with this shit

Susan, I’m fine

But you must know the truth

The ugliest part of your sweater

Is you