I'm not sure how did i land in this bar

Most probably had nothing else to plan

You keep talking when I'm yawning

You keep laughing when I'm crying

You feed me with your mouldy speeches

Don't you see that I'm gonna be sick ?

You want puppies and many many children

But you can't handle the care

Oh Wow !

You love dancing every friday evening

But the noise is a scare

Oh Wow !

I'm feeling so down

Your words are too bland

Go on and spice up your formulations

Eat and shit your emptiness

Keep your talk for another population

You make me sick with your commonplace mess

You want puppies and many many children

But you can't handle the care

Oh Wow !

You love dancing every friday evening,

But the noise is a scare

Oh Wow !

You need a girlfriend, love and understanding

But it's hard for you to share

Oh Wow !

You love Chili, every kind of sushi,

But the rice makes you flare

Oh Wow !