Badges written by Alan.s.Robinson You’d of been easier to love if you’d of been a honey badger And I the wilfully reckless wildlife presenter Stood addressing the camera between you and your dinner. All snarling teeth and attitude, vicious claws and murderous mood If you hissed and growled and mauled and gored as honey badgers do, It would have been easier to love you. You’d of been easier to love if you’d of been a raspberry jam badger That rare elusive beast, revered in the west, feared in the east that feasts on baby bunny rabbits and inhabits the foreshores of Bolivia. Scavenging in the run down ports, offering favours for sailors and allsorts. If you’d the honest decency and transparent loyalty that raspberry jam badgers do It would have been easier by far to love you.