[00:09.518]Fake Tales of San Francisco
[00:12.396]Echo through the room
[00:16.886]More point to a wedding disco
[00:19.821]Without a bride or groom
[00:24.139]There's a super cool band yeah
[00:26.046]With their trilbys and their glasses of white wine
[00:31.725]And all the weekend rockstars are in the toilets
[00:35.051]Practicing their lines
[00:40.067]I don't want to hear you
[00:41.999](Kick me out, kick me out)
[00:43.844]I don't want to hear, you know
[00:45.446](Kick me out, kick me out)
[00:47.614]I don't want to hear you
[00:49.212](Kick me out, kick me out)
[00:51.381]I don't want to hear you
[00:53.391]I don't want to hear your
[00:54.904]Fake Tales of San Francisco
[00:57.652]Echo through the air
[01:01.888]And there's a few bored faces at the back
[01:04.384]All wishing they weren't there
[01:09.384]And as the microphone squeaks
[01:11.207]A young girl's telephone beeps
[01:13.152]Yeah she's dashing for the exit
[01:15.036]Oh she's running to the streets outside
[01:17.790]"Oh you've saved me, " she screams down the line
[01:20.953]"The band were ******* wank
[01:22.897]And I'm not having a nice time"
[01:25.051]I don't want to hear you
[01:26.619](Kick me out, kick me out)
[01:28.714]I don't want to hear, you know
[01:30.554](Kick me out, kick me out)
[01:31.659]Yeah but his bird said it's amazing, though
[01:34.094]So all that's left
[01:35.689]Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf
[01:55.353]He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar
[01:58.851]I don't quite know the distance
[02:00.146]But I'm sure that's far
[02:02.843]Yeah I'm sure it's pretty far
[02:09.288]And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem
[02:12.834]You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham
[02:16.306]So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook
[02:19.713]Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[02:22.233]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[02:24.911]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[02:28.675]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[02:32.189]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook