I see you in your office sending

And receiving cheques

But I know the quest for money's

For cakes and gingerbreads

But since the festive season

Ain't about feeding you gob

I decided to stay home

To knit some jumpers for your mum

Now I can see you laughing

So I guess you think its funny

But while your eating junk

The trees up in my study

And by tomorrow night

You'll have your stomach swoll and sick

And I'll be at my home

Wrapping up yo mama gifts

Yo Mama's on the top

Of my Christmas gift list

Yo Mama's on the top

Of my Christmas gift list

Yo Mama's on the top

Of my Christmas gift list

Yo Mama's on the top

Of my Christmas gift list

Thinking you're the man

Well I am bringing news

Our manhood's being measured

By the presents that we choose

And you can't earn respect

If you don't spread

The peace and love

So I'll be staying home

To fill yo mama's stocking up

Yo Mama's on the top

Of my Christmas gift list

Yo Mama's on the top

Of my Christmas gift list

Yo Mama's on the top

Of my Christmas gift list

Yo Mama's on the top

Of my Christmas gift list

Eat more fruit, Plant more trees

Learn to shoot, Travel over seas

Wash the dog, Read a book

Find three Chinese recipes to cook

Learn to waltz, and speak Maltese

Ferment to invent a better feta cheese

The highest they get is number two

'Cause number one

On my list is give things to

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

She's always on top

She's always on top

She's always on top

She's always on top

She's always on top

She's always on top

She's always on top

She's always on top