We're a happy family

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

Me mom and daddy

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

We're a happy family

Me mom and daddy

Sitting here in queens

Eating refried beans

We're in all the magazines

Gulpin' down thorazines

We ain't got no friends

Our troubles never end

No christmas cards to send

Daddy likes men

Daddy's telling lies

Baby's eating flies

Mommy's on pills

Baby's got the chills

I'm friends with the president

I'm friends with the pope

We're all making a fortune

Selling daddy's ****

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