It's Dave's lament, it's Dave's lament I'll say it again, it's Dave's lament It's Dave's lament, it's Dave's lament I'll say it again, it's Dave's lament Now I got a story to tell to you all About a man called Dave who had the balls To start a band called Marlinspike that rocked a lot It seemed that they would never stop They were on the top and had it all Until their time had passed and they had to fall It was a sad sad day for us all All 4 of their fans started to bawl But 3 years later, Dave got an idea in his head To bring Marlinspike back from the dead So he got to work writing song after song Made an album called Old Scores & New Horizons And that's pretty much the end of the story of marlinspike A band that everyone will surely like And on that note Imma pass the mic To who? Shizzlepies, alright It's Dave's lament, it's Dave's lament I'll say it again, it's Dave's lament It's Dave's lament, it's Dave's lament I'll say it again, it's Dave's lament Hey, I really wish Dave didn't block us on Facebook Maybe he'd have a better view on the gays, look They started off good with songs like Black Cloud But then Dave started getting too loud About girls who like other girls They really make his fury unfurl So he wrote Attack of the F.L.A. With a lot of lyrics that are just not okay So fuck it, Dave, I'm gonna fire back 15 years later, that shit's still wack It's the attack of the right wing seniles Saying too much shit that's too wild So sit down, old man, let's have a talk Did you know it's okay for men to suck cock? Yeah, let's give it a go again 'Cause Dave's lament is just about men, uh It's Dave's lament, it's Dave's lament I'll say it again, it's Dave's lament It's Dave's lament, it's Dave's lament I'll say it again, it's Dave's lament Alright so I know (huh), I know (what), I know I'm not gay (aw) But that doesn't take away the fact I'm able to say That it's entirely okay for a man or girl to slay (slay) And Dave has no say in a man or woman's ways (nope) And I'm sorry for the women hearing what came out his lips (Sorry!) And I bet when he's at home he's too busy sucking dicks (suckin') And I'd say he was butthurt when recording F.L.A. But I wouldn't be surprised if it was literal that day (up the wrong way) Now I got a story to tell to you all About a man called Dave who had the balls Attacking lesbians when he got the call Though he was just jealous 'cause his nuts were too small (tiny) Now as Rivers Cuomo said, everyone's a little queer (queer) So you should give the gays a chance before you drink way too much beer David Monks, I have a tip, maybe you should lend an ear Say sorry, before you ruin your career (sorry) It's Dave's lament, it's Dave's lament I'll say it again, it's Dave's lament It's Dave's lament, it's Dave's lament I'll say it again, it's Dave's lament