Ate the best meal of my life today Can't believe the flavors had their way Left my heart on the table with a grin So let's smash these dishes to begin Breaking plates feels better than love No one's crying no more stars above Crash and splash What a fun mess we make Every broken piece a memory we take Food so good it deserves a cheer Falling in love now seems less clear Porcelain pieces flying in the air Much more thrilling than a lover's stare Breaking plates feels better than love No one's crying no more stars above Crash and splash What a fun mess we make Every broken piece a memory we take Forget sweet words and roses Just give me plates in doses Watch them shatter watch them fly Moving on and feeling high Breaking plates feels better than love No one's crying no more stars above Crash and splash what a fun Mess we make Every broken piece a memory we take